Printed same day on business-day orders Free ground shipping over $100 Shipped from Schaumburg, IL

Gardeners Know All the Dirt

Price range: $4.20 through $8.80Per transfer, by print width; height follows the design.

GARDENERS know all the DIRT with a trowel and a sprig, white. The other garden joke, for the other half of the club.

Printed same day on business-day orders. Ships by ground from Schaumburg, IL — transit times.

Full colour, two colourways. Every transfer prints in as many colours as the artwork has, over a white underbase — nothing here is limited to two inks. What you are choosing is which version: for light garments is the artwork in its darker colourway, for dark garments is the same design recoloured to read on black and navy. Same price, and the preview changes when you choose.

Custom-printed to your file. Not returnable for change of mind — reprinted or refunded if the print is at fault. Refund policy.

GARDENERS in caps, know all the in a script, DIRT in caps, with a trowel and a small sprig of leaves. White. It pairs with the Free Weeds design as a two-shirt set, and garden clubs order it that way.

White on forest green, black or the earthy brown that reads as compost.

Six inches wide on a tee, eight on an apron. The trowel is solid; five is fine.

How to press it

Temperature285–305 °F (140–150 °C)
PressureMedium — 60–70 PSI
Cold peel12 seconds, then let it cool 15–20 minutes before peeling.
Hot peel6 seconds, peel straight away, then a second press of 6 seconds.
Second pressParchment or Teflon over the design, 6 seconds. This is where the matte finish comes from.
All fabricsOne set of settings covers cotton, polyester, blends and canvas.

Pre-press the blank first — it flattens the fabric and drives out moisture, and skipping it is the most common cause of a transfer that fails one shirt in ten. Full guide and troubleshooting table.

Turnaround and delivery

Orders with clean artwork placed on a business day print that day and go out the same afternoon.

Chicago & collar countiesSame metro as the press — the shortest leg we run
Illinois, Wisconsin, Indiana, MichiganA single ground leg from Schaumburg
Ohio and the near MidwestPast the first ring, still Midwest ground
Rest of the lower 48Cross-country ground
CostFree over $100, flat $4.90 below it

We do not publish day counts — the print is ours to promise, the truck is not. Your tracking email carries the carrier's own estimate for your address. Sheets up to 24 inches ship flat between boards; longer sheets are rolled face-in and boxed. Nothing is folded. What each ground leg looks like.

If it comes out wrong

We reprint it. Print defects, the wrong size or quantity against the order, transit damage and lost parcels are all ours — reprinted on the press the same day we agree it, shipped free. Prefer the money back? Say so and it is refunded, tax and shipping included.

What we do not cover: change of mind, a file that printed exactly as sent, and pressing problems from the wrong temperature, time or a warm peel. We will help diagnose those, and if a whole batch fails with correct settings we treat it as a print defect.

Report within 7 days with photographs. Full policy.