Ready to press · 13 designs
Sarcasm
The quotes that sell at every craft fair in the Midwest, chosen for how they read on a shirt rather than how they read in a list. Over It. I'm Not Arguing. Where I Go, Trouble Follows. Mostly single-colour, mostly typographic, so they press clean on anything and sit right on a soft-style tee or a hoodie. Order a handful at eight to ten inches for full fronts and a couple at four inches for the people who prefer their sarcasm quieter.
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I May Be Left-Handed but I’m Always Right
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I’m Not Arguing
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I’m Not Tall, You Are So Short
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I’m Only Sarcastic When I Speak
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I’m Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon
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It’s OK If You Disagree With Me
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Maybe Swearing Will Help
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OMG No One Cares
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OVER IT
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Remember When I Asked Your Opinion? Yeah, Me Neither.
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the bad one
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TROUBLE
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Where I Go, Trouble Follows
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Chosen for how they read on a shirt
Every quote here was picked by asking a narrower question than "is it funny": does it still land at four inches across a chest, read from the other side of a market stall, in one colour, on a shirt somebody has to be willing to wear to a family lunch. Plenty of lines that are funny in a list fail all four tests.
That filter is why the set is mostly typographic and mostly single colour. I'm Not Arguing, OVER IT, Where I Go, Trouble Follows and Maybe Swearing Will Help do the work with letterforms rather than illustration, which also means they press clean onto anything — including the darker blanks these usually sell on.
How to buy a handful
The long ones need room. Remember When I Asked Your Opinion? Yeah, Me Neither. wants eight to ten inches to stay legible; a two-word line works at four. Market sellers tend to order a few full-front sizes and a couple of small ones for the people who prefer their sarcasm quieter.
Mixing several of these onto one length of film is the cheap way to stock a table, since you pay for inches rather than designs.